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In just a few short hours,
Craig Pullin

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'the infamous Truckee River
killer, will be put to death'

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'here by lethal injection.'

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'As midnight approaches,
tension is palpable.'

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Well, we all
gotta go sometime, right?

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And my time would be
right about now.

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Whoa!

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- Yes!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

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- Hey, where is everybody?
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!

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(Craig)
'Ouch! You'll never
get me to talk!'

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- 'Ouch!'
- 'Squeal like a pig!'

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I'm a dog who should be sent
out to pasture.

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- Ooh.
- Hey, Craig?

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Hm?

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- What is this?
- 'Oh, you found that.'

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I was gonna give that to you.
That's a wedding ring.

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- I was gonna propose to you.
- Oh, Craig!

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Oh!

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Is that a yes?
It looks like a yes.

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Yes...

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I didn't expect. Oh!

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Oh, I have bad news, too.

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Um, my appeal didn't go through

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so I'm getting executed
at midnight.

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But the thing is, there's gonna
be a wedding before that.

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Yay!

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(Dangle)
'Alright, people,
Trudy may be a [bleep] retard'

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but she's our [bleep] retard,
okay?

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'This is the only little bit of
sunshine she's ever gonna get'

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'in her whole [bleep] damn life
and we don't have much time'

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so we've got to make this work.
Junior, what are you doin'?

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We're drivin' down to
the Capitol, do our best to see

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if the governor'll do
a stay of the execution.

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- It's worth a shot.
- What's the plan?

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- Seduction.
- Good. Good. Good. Williams.

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Well, I called Chandra, told her
that she needed an overhaul.

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So I'm takin' her
to the beauty salon.

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(Dangle)
'She's gotta use all her skills
this time, okay?'

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- Everything.
- Garcia.

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- Wedding cake.
- You and me.

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We're headin' up to Tahoe to get
that special cake she likes.

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- Done. Jones.
- Oh, rollin' the roller.

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- 911 calls.
- 'Excellent.'

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Scramble, scramble,
move, move, move.

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- 'Come on, let's do it.'
- Where are you two goin'?

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You're workin' the phones.

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'We're gonna take a little
pee break before we do that.'

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(Dangle)
'No pee breaks, people,
no pee breaks.'

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We're en route to
the Caesar's Palace

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Lake Tahoe,
where we will contact

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pastry chef
Jean Pierre Valemieux.

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We will pick up
one special wedding cake

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ordered by Trudy Wiegel.

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We shall return to the Washoe
State Penitentiary by midnight.

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I think we'll be back
before that.

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- 2200.
- We're gonna be great.

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- We're good.
- How's the forecast for Tahoe?

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I don't know, but looks pretty
bad. Gettin' pretty dark...

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"Chance of snow showers

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light to severe."

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- Huh.
- Okay.

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It's fine down here.

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- Where you got it at?
- I got it at 110 right now.

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110. God, it's amazing
with American cars, isn't it?

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- I love the Crown Vic.
- American cars.

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Greatest cars in the world,
except for German

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and, uh, Peugeots are nice,
the French ones.

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It's a good one, too.

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Some British,
those Jags can be kinda nice.

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Yeah, Mini Coopers
come from over there.

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And obviously, the Lamborghini
and the Ferrari from Italians.

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Pretty good, too. Yeah.

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American cars.

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Seventh or eighth greatest cars
in the world.

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Yeah, just like
our education system.

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That's right.

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- 'Hey, hey, hey!'
- There he is.

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(Jones)
'Freeze!'

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Freeze!

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I will shoot you!

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Freeze!

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(Kimball)
Hold it!

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Okay, you wanna run?
You can run!

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[bleep]. Wait.

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- 'He ain't in the elevator.'
- Let's go back down?

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Let's go back down.
Down's better.

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He's not, uh, not there.

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[bleep]. There he is!

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- Well, get the car.
- Get the car.

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- Where are we?
- Where are we?

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- God.
- Let's try one up.

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Which level did we park?

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'Which level did we park,
Kimball?'

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It was, like,
green or turquoise.

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- 'Were we on this, uh, green?'
- I think maybe. Were we?

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Wasn't it, it was more
like a Kelly green, right?

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'No, I thought
it was more like a teal.'

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- Uh...
- Oh, no!

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Sheriff's department!

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What are you,
what are you yelling?

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- I do not see them!
- Who are you yelling at?

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- This is it. This is it.
- 'Where? Where?'

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This is it.

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Kimball, come on. What's up?

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'Well, let's go down!'

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You [bleep] parked it, so...

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Well, you were the one
who said it was on here.

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- Down one more.
- [bleep].

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Christ. Have I gotta
hold your hand?

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(woman on radio)
'292-13...'

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Aah! Golly gee! My God!

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[panting]
Hi, honey.

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The last bottle
of ruby red fingernail polish.

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Raineesha got it. Whoo!

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(Trudy)
'Hey, Rai, I'm gettin'
my bikini waxed.'

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'Ow! [bleep] Christ! Ow!'

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It's a good thing we are here
all gathered together

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as it would be 'cause
if you have any questions

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you understand what I'm saying,
about men

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the world, the way things are

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we can get 'em answered right
here, right now in the shop.

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Thank you, but I have
some white friends I could ask

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but thank...
But that is very nice.

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'Thank you.'

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(woman)
'They gonna do injection?'

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'Yeah, they're doing injection.'

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- Okay.
- 'Exactly right.'

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'And as far as I understand'

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the liquid is a lot
like the color of your shirt.

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- Oh.
- Yeah, it's just that...

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It's some sort of death juice.
I-I don't know what it is.

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- Trudy?
- Yeah?

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- Think good thoughts.
- Okay.

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- It's your weddin' day, baby.
- 'Oh, no, no, I'm fine.'

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- Alright.
- 'I'm excited.'

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'That reminds me. What happened
with you and Danny?'

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First he tried to get me
real tired.

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You know, he'd wait
till it'd be real late and stuff

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then try, you know, try to
get me real drunk or whatever.

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And he was real into mouth play
and I'm cool with all that

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but it was, like, you know,
he never got to the main event.

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You know,
I think he just had, you know

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some kind of erectile difficulty
or somethin'...

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- Okay, hold up..
- 'I mean.'

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'It's like,
it's one thing to be, like'

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"Oh, I wanna pleasure you
and whoo, whoo, whoo

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and I'm all up in you,"
but it's like

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"You ain't that into oral now,
come on."

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- Excuse me.
- I really think...

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- Excuse me!
- No. Yes, excuse you.

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Listen, I don't wanna get
all bridezilla on your asses

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but it's my [bleep]
damn wedding day

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so can I please
get my nails done?

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I'm sorry. I'm just nervous.

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Okay, I'm sorry about that.

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- Sorry.
- 'Okay.'

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When you step up
in that jailhouse...

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...in your little dress...

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I'm gonna be, like,
"Craig, no, you didn't.

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"No, you didn't chop up
all those ladies

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"and put their feet in a jar
and put 'em in the fridge.

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Mm. No, you didn't."

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The next time you think about
killin' somebody, what?

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Think about this, my booty.

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[laughing]
Go for it!

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Oh, yes!

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- Oh. This is a big garage.
- Ah.

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- Oh. What?
- This way. This way.

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Oh.

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- Look.
- [bleep] damn it!

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We were just here!

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Alright. Alright.

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This one. I feel it. I feel it.

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(woman on radio)
'292-13, East Avenue bound.'

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'She's had a verbal dispute
with her neighbor.'

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'Probably stop by
at the neighbors at 292-11.'

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Well, it's a beautiful day
for an execution.

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It sure is.

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I know it would be a good day
for a firing-squad death--

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Yeah, outside or, you know

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gettin' thrown off a bridge
or somethin'.

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Mm-hmm. Well, you know what?

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If our plan works, then, uh

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we're not gonna have to worry
about that.

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- We'll be goin' to a wedding.
- I hear that.

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I'm gonna say, "Listen, governor

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"I know
that you are a reasonable man

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"I know that you are a kind man

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"and I know
that you believe in something

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called the spirit of the law."

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- Alright.
- Alright?

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- And if that don't work--
- Let me ask you somethin'.

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- Show him your [bleep].
- Oh, I'll show him.

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One might be out
while I say that.

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What is this, make-out point?

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We're, we're on a stakeout.

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No, we're on a make out.
Let's do this.

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Come on. Come here.

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You keep this up, I'm gonna have
to report you to human--

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What are you reporting?
I do this all the time.

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I get away with it.

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Well, guess what? Not anymore.

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Alright? Alright, buddy?
Don't [bleep] with me.

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You're gay.

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- 'Sheriff's department.'
- 'Oh, good.'

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- 'Hey.'
- Hey, he's your...

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He's your trouble, man.
He's gone nuts.

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You tangle. I-I'm out.
I'm outta this.

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- Okay, alright.
- 'He's knocked everybody out.'

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Hello. Hey.

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'Why, why you beat up'

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your little friends here?

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- Ugh!
- What?

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Oh! Okay, hold on.
Hold on, alright?

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See, your problem is

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your little behind
has never been worn out.

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- You've never been spanked.
- 'Shut up.'

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- What? Shut up?
- 'Shut up.'

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Well, make me. I don't shut up.

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And when I look at you,
I throw up. Alright? Let's go.

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah.

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- 'Aah!'
- I got him. I got him.

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- Alright.
- It's alright.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Oh, he's feisty, this one.
- Yeah.

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- You got it? Careful.
- Yeah.

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- Careful, careful, careful.
- Yeah.

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- Careful, careful, careful,
- Got it.

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- Careful, careful!
- I got it! I got it!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm havin' trouble
startin' the...

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Oh! How can it snow?

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- I don't know.
- How can it snow three feet?

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- We were only in there for...
- Holy...

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- Hell's fury is what it is.
- Oh, God.

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We were in there for four hours.

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I did pretty good. How'd you do?

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Flopped my ass [bleep]
at third base

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was doublin' down on threes.

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(man on radio)
'The National
Weather Service...'

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00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:15,900
- Oh, hello.
- Did you hear that?

242
00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:17,740
'...a storm warning.
As a result...'

243
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:18,810
What?

244
00:11:18,870 --> 00:11:20,440
'...has closed I-80'

245
00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:21,710
'from Tahoe to Reno, Nevada...'

246
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,180
Closed I-80?

247
00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:34,420
I love your office,
it's so...

248
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,490
...official.

249
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,440
So the governor will see us...

250
00:11:48,470 --> 00:11:50,670
(man)
'Soon. Yeah, very.'

251
00:11:50,740 --> 00:11:53,310
(Clementine)
But your job must be stressful.

252
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:55,740
No. Well, it's fine.

253
00:11:55,810 --> 00:11:58,510
Yeah, nothin', nothin'
to relax a fellow like a good...

254
00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,650
Good massage.

255
00:11:59,710 --> 00:12:01,080
Back massage, you know?

256
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:02,920
- 'So relaxed.'
- 'Middle of the day.'

257
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:05,520
- Workin' hard...
- 'I'm just so noodley.'

258
00:12:05,590 --> 00:12:07,720
- 'Afternoon delight, maybe.'
- Well, yeah, oh.

259
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,290
(Travis Jr.)
'Just...yeah.'

260
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:11,660
I know that song.
I know that song.

261
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,160
- Oh, for certain. Yeah.
- 'Yeah, yeah.'

262
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:15,160
Turn up the, uh..

263
00:12:16,860 --> 00:12:18,770
- Really, are you alright?
- This is-- Yeah. Oh, I just...

264
00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:20,300
- Are you doing fine?
- She dropped her pen there.

265
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:21,600
- Yeah.
- Oh, you did.

266
00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:24,440
Oh, well, we have a marker
right here if you need anything.

267
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,810
- Wow. That is nice.
- Oh, okay.

268
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:27,980
Um, may I remind you--

269
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,340
- Here's my pen.
- This is my office, so...

270
00:12:29,410 --> 00:12:30,440
There it is.

271
00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:33,310
You-you get...
People tell you all the time...

272
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,180
You, uh, you look like

273
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,020
Well, you look like
Freddie Mercury?

274
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,350
I do get that. Yeah.

275
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,420
Sometimes,
boys in the back seat'll, uh

276
00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,590
tell me that,
and I'll really, uh...

277
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,090
I'll really give 'em twice
as much as I was gonna give 'em

278
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,290
if you know
what I'm talkin' about.

279
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,430
- Mm.
- 'Yeah.'

280
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,770
- Are you on a road?
- I don't know.

281
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,170
- All I can see is snow.
- Oh, [bleep].

282
00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:00,510
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Train, train,
train, train, train!

283
00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:01,940
Oh, [bleep].

284
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:04,350
You got us kinda buried
in the snow there pretty good.

285
00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,480
Uh, kind of come to a stop here.

286
00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:09,620
Just, what you gotta do is you
gotta roll it back and forth.

287
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,220
Now the best thing to do
is flood it, gas it.

288
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:13,720
- As hard as you can.
- Here we go.

289
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:14,720
Ready?

290
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:23,530
- I think we went in deeper.
- Yeah, [bleep].

291
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,300
- Let's try to radio...
- Yeah. Here we go.

292
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:31,540
Uh, Reno-11-Charlie-51, this is

293
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,510
uh, Lieutenant Dangle
and Garcia.

294
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:37,340
Uh, we seem to be having some
car trouble. We are...

295
00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:41,920
- Stuck. Stuck.
- Stuck.

296
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,450
Come back.

297
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,860
- Here we go. Cell phone.
- Cell phone. Yeah.

298
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,860
- Cell phone. Ha-ha.
- Come on.

299
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,960
I got nothin'.
Son of a bitch.

300
00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,100
- Hey, what was that?
- Did you hear that?

301
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,640
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

302
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,170
Do you think
they can smell this Jell-o?

303
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:16,380
- We're offerin' you anything.
- Anything.

304
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:18,690
You're lookin' at two desperate,
desperate people.

305
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,450
(Travis)
We got till midnight
to get this done.

306
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,990
We need the governor
to make one phone call.

307
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:25,830
- This is, uh...
- Do you believe in romance?

308
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:27,960
- 'Absolutely.'
- Me too. Who doesn't?

309
00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:29,400
- Really. You too?
- That's right.

310
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:32,830
Best kind of romance is, uh,
stolen romance. Dirty romance.

311
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,270
- No names, no talking, just...
- Boom.

312
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,200
- Do it.
- I need somethin' from you.

313
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,210
- 'Boom. Straight out the door.'
- 'Yeah.'

314
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,980
You get balls whacked
out of the park.

315
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,640
- And then...gone.
- 'Wow.'

316
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,980
- Never see him again.
- Yeah.

317
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:47,720
Sounds like a real fun,
fun time to...

318
00:14:47,780 --> 00:14:49,750
Better afternoon
than you had planned, right?

319
00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,790
- Better. Yeah.
- What do we gotta do?

320
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,420
[sighs]
Um, well, here's the deal.

321
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:58,030
Um... Probably, uh,
work out somethin'.

322
00:14:58,090 --> 00:15:00,090
You just need a phone call.
You need a phone call made.

323
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,730
- Right?
- That's all we need.

324
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,700
- Like, seriously.
- Mm-hmm.

325
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:07,000
- 'Can you do that?'
- I, uh...

326
00:15:07,070 --> 00:15:09,070
Sounds like a lot of fun.
I mean, I...

327
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,910
- Oh.
- Oh!

328
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,670
- Get a wow here. Wow.
- There.

329
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:17,110
Phew! For a second there,
I thought you was a [bleep].

330
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,710
Security. [bleep] Go, run.

331
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,210
There's a cop and a whore.

332
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:32,190
With apologies, Trudy,
we have to eat the cake.

333
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,360
We have to eat it. We need fuel.

334
00:15:34,430 --> 00:15:36,930
- Oh, come on.
- Come on. Come on.

335
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,600
No, no, [bleep] no, no, no!
[bleep]. Damn it.

336
00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,770
- No!
- Oh.

337
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,080
- No.
- Oh.

338
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,410
Oh. I'm gettin' a little bit
like this.

339
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,920
[bleep].
We missed the wedding anyway.

340
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,420
We missed the [bleep] wedding.

341
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,820
Taser.

342
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,290
- We should try that.
- Taser. That's warm.

343
00:15:59,350 --> 00:16:00,950
- Taser's hot.
- Taser.

344
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,920
- Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.

345
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,260
- It might knock you out.
- Alright.

346
00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,230
- Be careful.
- Ahh!

347
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,330
- Unh!
- You alright?

348
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,030
Did it warm you up?
A little bit?

349
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,770
- Yeah. Yeah.
- I'm gonna do a light one.

350
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,670
Just a light one. Just for
warmth. Just for warmth.

351
00:16:17,740 --> 00:16:19,440
- Careful.
- Ahh!

352
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,380
Ahh!

353
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,880
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ho!

354
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,480
Ho, ho, ho! Ho.

355
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:28,820
[sobbing]
I don't wanna die.

356
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,920
- You're not gonna die.
- I don't wanna die.

357
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:32,190
You're not gonna die.

358
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,320
You're not gonna die, man.

359
00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:35,820
I don't wanna die
on an alternate route.

360
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,420
I don't wanna die.

361
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,990
You're not gonna die
on the alternate route.

362
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:40,990
We gonna get...

363
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,100
Somebody is gonna come for us.

364
00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:46,330
Oh, God! Whoa! What the [bleep]

365
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,800
- What the [bleep] was that?
- God. Sorry.

366
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:49,040
- What the [bleep] was that?
- I'm sorry!

367
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,240
- What the [bleep] was that?!
- I'm sorry.

368
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,440
- What the [bleep] was that?
- Sorry.

369
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,140
I'm sorry! I'm sorry...

370
00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:56,440
- I'm sorry.
- What the [bleep] was that?!

371
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:59,810
I must've smelled the cake
on you, on your lips.

372
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,650
- Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
- Yeah.

373
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,190
(Maria)
'Craig Pullin, the infamous
Truckee River killer'

374
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,290
will be put to death
by lethal injection.

375
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,330
Will he receive a call
for clemency

376
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,760
from the governor's office?

377
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,530
In all likelihood, no.

378
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,530
Craig Pullin will be only the...

379
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,400
...one thousand,
one hundred and seventh person

380
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,000
put to death
since the death penalty

381
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,170
was reinstated in 1998.

382
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:27,710
This is Maria Storm,
Channel 10 news reporting.

383
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,180
Are you [bleep] me?

384
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:34,110
Eleven hundred and seven?

385
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,820
Really?
That's, like, two a week.

386
00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,590
♪ Ave ♪

387
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:50,260
♪ Ave dominus ♪

388
00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:55,600
♪ Dominus tecum ♪

389
00:17:55,670 --> 00:18:02,610
♪ Ave Maria ♪

390
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,210
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪

391
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,420
Alright, come right over here

392
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,250
so he can get a good look
at you.

393
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,650
(man)
'And Craig wishes...to say'

394
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,920
a few words before the ceremony.

395
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,590
Trudy, I just wanted to say

396
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,260
that when I think of us

397
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:25,070
I think of two lonely birds
without a nest

398
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,100
'who found each other'

399
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,570
and created a nest
of their own...

400
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,940
...made with love,
trust and understanding.

401
00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,810
And then...the State of Nevada
killed one of those birds.

402
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,380
We are gathered here to join

403
00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:45,490
this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.

404
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:49,120
Do you, Craig,
take this woman, Trudy

405
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:52,060
to be your lawfully wedded wife
in holy matrimony

406
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:55,160
to have and to hold,
till death do you part?

407
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:57,660
Yeah, that's-that's
not a problem, yes.

408
00:18:57,730 --> 00:18:59,130
Hmm.

409
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,400
'And do you, Trudy,
do you take this man, Craig'

410
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:06,770
'to be your lawfully wedded
husband in holy matrimony?'

411
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,080
Yes, I do.

412
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:11,380
Therefore I pronounce you
man and wife.

413
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,150
You may kiss the bride.

414
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,150
Mm-mmm.

415
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,890
Yay!

416
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,650
Congratulations.

417
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,920
(man)
'Amen.'

418
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,430
- That was...
- 'Great.'

419
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:29,830
So anyway, I guess we should
do this thing now.

420
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,530
Hey, I'd like to go out
with a laugh.

421
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,430
- Is that alright?
- Please.

422
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,570
Alright. Two monkeys,
two monkeys are playing chess.

423
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:37,940
One of the monkeys...

424
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,510
No, wait. I'm sorry. Two monkeys
just finished playing chess.

425
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:42,780
And one of the monkeys says

426
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,480
"Hey, that's what
I call castling."

427
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,350
No, wait.
They're playing checkers.

428
00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,980
Oh, [bleep] it.
Let's just do this.

429
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:18,780
Officer Moore.

430
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,620
'Okay.'

431
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,990
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪

432
00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:32,290
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪♪

433
00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,480
Oh, my God.


